The mindset
Low to the ground. High on attitude.
weener is a reminder that presence isn’t about size.
It’s about how you carry yourself.
Our History
Setting Industry Standards
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Customers
Satisfied customers worldwide and growing
Est. 2025
Our Story
Short legs. Big attitude. weener started with a simple idea: Dachshunds don’t just walk — they own the sidewalk. Small body. Huge personality. Zero doubt.That energy felt familiar. It felt like streetwear.
weener is not about dressing dogs. It’s about expressing attitude.
Inspired by urban culture, European streets and the unapologetic confidence of the smallest big dog in the world, we create pieces for people who don’t take themselves too seriously — but still care about how they show up.
This is for:
• dachshund lovers
• hoodie people
• city walkers
• anyone with main character energy
From Berlin to Paris. From London to wherever you are. weener lives somewhere between streetwear, meme culture and everyday chaos.
It’s the moment your dog pulls you down the street like it owns the place. It’s golden hour on concrete. It’s that mix of humor and confidence you can’t fake.
Our Future
Growing Fast
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Offices
Regional offices around the world
Core Values
At the center of it all: a dachshund with a strong personality and even stronger opinions — the core of our attitude.
Founders
Key Personalities
weener started with a human — but it was shaped by a dachshund who turned every walk into a statement.
His energy, confidence and chaos are part of everything we create.
Loki
CDO (Chief Dachshund Officer)
Swen
CDS (Chief Dachshund Servant)